If fish could speak, no doubt they’d have something to say about the state of the ocean. They might want to talk about the plastic they’re swimming in, or the dying reefs, or the over-fishing, or the rising water temperature creating outbreaks of toxic algae. Or maybe they’d just summarise it all in a single word – ‘dullards’. If you’re looking for a definition, it means ‘a slow or stupid person’. Collectively, that might be what humans are right now. Wearing this T-shirt won’t change anything, but it does feel good to point it out sometimes.